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1. The Neuralink Brain-Interface Tee
This isn't your average t-shirt. The Neuralink Brain-Interface Tee features a circuit-board graphic inspired by the N1 chip design, with a subtle glow-in-the-dark neural pathway pattern. Made from 100% organic cotton (GOTS-certified), it's soft enough for all-day wear at hackathons or Tesla service appointments. At $34.99, it's become a staple among biohacking enthusiasts.
2. SpaceX Starship Launch Print (Limited Edition)
Commemorate the 2026 Starship orbital mission with this high-gloss giclée print. Each piece is signed by a SpaceX engineer (randomly selected from the Boca Chica team) and numbered out of 5,000. The artwork shows Starship and Super Heavy separating at Max Q, with real telemetry data overlaid. Perfect for your home office or server room wall. $89.00 - a fraction of a ticket to Mars.
3. Tesla Cybertruck Pocket Hoodie
Take the Cybertruck's angular aesthetic on the go with this heavyweight pullover. The hoodie features a hidden zippered pocket large enough for a Model Y key card, a phone, or a bag of Starlink Mini chips. The fabric is a recycled polyester-cotton blend with DWR coating, so it shrugs off rain and coffee spills. $79.99. It's the unofficial uniform at Tesla service centers in 2026.
4. Starlink Satellite Model Kit
Build your own minature Starlink satellite with this laser-cut stainless steel model. The kit includes 47 pieces that snap together without glue, replicating the 2026 V2 Mini design with functional solar panel angles. It comes with a stand and a QR code linking to live orbital data for that specific satellite shell. Great for desk tinkerers. $44.50.
5. The Boring Company 'Not a Flamethrower' Mug
Yes, it's back. This ceramic mug features the iconic 'Not a Flamethrower' design, but updated for 2026 with a heat-reactive color change: fill it with hot coffee and the warning text turns from gray to red. Holds 14 oz and is microwave- safe. At $22.00, it's the most affordable way to own a piece of Boring Company lore.